romulusthread:

stop doing that and do me instead

pantymime:

sometimes I think abs are really weird
and sometimes I just want to lick cool whip off someone’s stomach

*hides good snacks from family members*

cumpletelyhappy:

Marlon Brando.

50sand60smusic:

The Drifters - There Goes My Baby

michaelpalin:

Jimmy Stewart & Marlene Dietrich in Destry Rides Again (1939)

timegear:

its not as yellow as i wanted it to be im so mad!! waa what the heck. whatever though. i literally just tucked in the wig and also my hair. i dont care. here i am.

growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad