stop doing that and do me instead
sometimes I think abs are really weird
and sometimes I just want to lick cool whip off someone’s stomach
*hides good snacks from family members*
The Drifters - There Goes My Baby
Jimmy Stewart & Marlene Dietrich in Destry Rides Again (1939)
its not as yellow as i wanted it to be im so mad!! waa what the heck. whatever though. i literally just tucked in the wig and also my hair. i dont care. here i am.
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad